Back by popular demand, Little Custard (of Decorative Gourds fame) is here to wish you a joyous holiday season in her own special way. In other words, this video is not safe for church. Along the way, Custard divulges a few Illuminati secrets, which I think you’ll find thoroughly informative. I couldn’t figure out how to embed the Funny or Die version of this, so here it is À la Youtube: