It’s Light-Up Baby Jesus Season, Motherfuckers

ItsLightUpBabyJesusSeason3Back by popular demand, Little Custard (of Decorative Gourds fame) is here to wish you a joyous holiday season in her own special way.  In other words, this video is not safe for church. Along the way, Custard divulges a few Illuminati secrets, which I think you’ll find thoroughly informative.  I couldn’t figure out how to embed the Funny or Die version of this, so here it is À la Youtube:

It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers

Let’s celebrate the weird-ass squash that’s undeniably the cornerstone of Thanksgiving as we know it. Check out this festive piece, penned by Colin Nissan and performed by my alter ego, Little Custard. Laugh and give thanks:

 

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